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Rage.
It is probably a good idea from now on to know where the nearest rage room in my area is at all times. But that - like most of my ideas -...

Garbage Gal
May 56 min read
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Is it safe to “come out” yet?
NOPE. But although this title is 💯 bait. I don’t actually mean the metaphorical rainbow closet. I mean, I built this website as a safe...

Garbage Gal
Apr 152 min read
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Nothing Strokes your Ego like Telling ChatGPT your life plans.
But a Win is a Win B*tch! It’s the way I’ve been sloooowly slooooowly building a whole galaxy for me. ChatGPT validated that lol. It’s...

Garbage Gal
Apr 812 min read
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Holy shit - don't tell me it's been another 3 YEARS???
No way - it literally feels like I wrote a post on here like 4 months ago.... I honestly don't know what the truth is anymore - maybe i'm...

Garbage Gal
Feb 154 min read
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Watch Out for the BIG Garbage Grrrl!
I....was going to say i'm sorry, but I won't apologize for the play on words lol! CLEARLY - I am absolutely IN LOVE with Lizzo's Watch...

Garbage Gal
Apr 6, 20226 min read
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Damn...It's almost been a year since I wrote last.
I am sitting in a cafe with tears streaming down my cheeks, and it's cold but I don't want to go home because it hurts too much to be...

Garbage Gal
Jan 30, 20223 min read
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Straight up now tell me - did you ever really love me at ah-all..oh oh oh.
As horrifically cringe as this is, I feel like I have to let this energy go somehow...and once an emo bitch, always an emo bitch, so...

Garbage Gal
Jul 19, 20213 min read
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Apparently I have the audacity to try and write poetry now.
I wrote this all a while ago now though, just finally typed it all up...fyi I say maybe too damn often. Anyways, here's: Three related...

Garbage Gal
Jul 1, 20203 min read
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Why am I legitimately surprised that quarantine hasn't fixed my life?
Ok so I clearly didn't draw this Thomas, this was Struthless! But I chose this pic because, 1 - I have a seriously unhealthy obsession...

Garbage Gal
Jun 12, 202012 min read
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"The Revolution Will Not Be Televised"...but we'll catch it on Live.
Everyday I envy those who are comfortable enough to share themselves with the world. I'm not even talking about celebrities, or public...

Garbage Gal
Jun 3, 20208 min read
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"We Can Be Anything...Even Apart."
Last night was a full moon. I've been planning my entire week around it...and I didn't even see it. BUT, I did create my own mini...

Garbage Gal
Feb 24, 20204 min read
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An Unexpected Masochistic Habit
Not my illustration.... Halo frenz…. Yikes. I said (to myself…plus like, the one other person who actually might read my rants) – that I...

Garbage Gal
Feb 6, 20206 min read
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I just may have had a mini breakthrough.
So It's 2020....the plan was to leave all my bullshit behind me...cuz "hindsight 2020" ya know...It's been a slogan in my brain since the...

Garbage Gal
Jan 17, 20206 min read
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The cloud is never far enough away
It's too easy to slip back into a stank ass mood. So much so that I am having a really hard time writing this because I'm so dead inside...

Garbage Gal
Jul 14, 20198 min read
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Circling The Drain
THIS IS ALL WAY TOO DESCRIPTIVE OF A METAPHOR BUT BEAR WITH ME. Shit or get off the pot they say. Well, I took a really long time to take...

Garbage Gal
Jun 30, 20196 min read
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Is it the END of the Fucking World?
Short answer: YES Longer answer: Maybe, probably, definitely in a way, I don't know. This is HARD. I haven't written anything in weeks....

Garbage Gal
Sep 10, 20184 min read
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Thank You Sir, May I Have Another?
Today hasn't been so bad actually. I am just reflecting on my downward spiral so far and it is all very reminiscent of an ass beating. it...

Garbage Gal
Jul 28, 20188 min read
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What To Do When Even Your Emergency Liquor Is Gone.
Actually this is a question, serious question. This is an emergency, I'm asking for a...myself. So guys, it finally happened. My car was...

Garbage Gal
Jul 24, 201810 min read
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License & Registration Please...
SIKE! No I didn't get pulled over and get in even more trouble lol! And I know it's unusual at this point but this post has nothing to do...

Garbage Gal
Jul 20, 20187 min read
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So I Got Scammed! What's next??
Are you not entertained? Yeah so, it was bound to happen. I am desperate and vulnerable and hungry, what's new? It all began 2 nights ago...

Garbage Gal
Jul 12, 201811 min read
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